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  <title>Happy Hysterical; Get a glimpse of my world</title>
  <subtitle>Ally</subtitle>
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    <name>Ally</name>
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  <updated>2004-08-02T20:58:51Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:13184</id>
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    <title>Just A Day..</title>
    <published>2004-08-02T20:58:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-02T20:58:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ashlee Simpson - "La La"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Howdey Folks! Well today nothing interesting happened. I sat home by my lovely computer. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I got up at like 10:00 ate breakfast, took&amp;nbsp;a shower, did the hair and make up and got dressed in this cute outfit for no reason because I have nothing to do today lol. But later Im probally going to the movies w/ Amanda because shes just so awesome. We are probally gunna see either the Notebook (not that I want to) or White Chicks. I dont know though. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I went to the movies, I saw &lt;u&gt;The Village,&lt;/u&gt; It wasnt bad but it totally didnt kick ass as I thought it would. I recomend waiting till DVD. But it was good, the story line was good just the "creatures" in it were fake so that made some of it retarted. And like they showed all the scary parts in the trailor so the movie wasnt even scary. And I love scary movies. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So right now im chatting w/ my dx3 peoples and I told them I would give them all a plug so here they are:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_jess44903' lj:user='jess44903' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://jess44903.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://jess44903.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;jess44903&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_crazy_disaster' lj:user='crazy_disaster' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://crazy-disaster.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://crazy-disaster.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;crazy_disaster&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_coollikethat' lj:user='coollikethat' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://coollikethat.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://coollikethat.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;coollikethat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_lorieebear' lj:user='lorieebear' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://lorieebear.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://lorieebear.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;lorieebear&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well Im bored, so Imma go watch some videos or talk on the fone!&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;COMMENT PEOPLES!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:12873</id>
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    <title>CHEER CAMP!!!</title>
    <published>2004-08-02T00:17:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-02T00:17:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ashlee Simpson - "Unreachable"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey Yall!! Well I got back from Cheer Camp yesterday and I have alot to tell you guys!! Ok well here i go..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok well the night before we all slept over Dickies house. It was fun we were seperated in 3 rooms, in my room was christine, melissa, jamie, mariluz, nell, brittni. And it was like 2 in the morning and me, nell, mariluz and christine and we couldnt fall asleep and we had to get up at 7:00 am. So we decided to go and try and sleep in dickies room because her living room was freaking us out lol. SO we went in there and sat and talked for 3 hours till 5:00 am and finnally fell asleep lol. So we only had 2 hrs of sleep. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So then we got up at seven and everyone got ready we all had out Bellport Cheerleading T-Shirts on and we all had red shorts with red and white ribbons in our hair. So we left and decorated the cars with window chalk saying stuff like "BHS" "Going to Cheer Camp" and stuff like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We finnally got there after like 45 minutes and un packed everything in our rooms, let me tell u these dorms were effing gross!! There were knife marks on the bathroom door and BLOOD on my mattress.. It was so nasty!! So in my dorn there were 2 bedrooms, 1 common room and 1 bathroom. So me and amanda had a room, melissa and jamie and jenna had a room. But me and amandas room scared us so we all fit in jamies room and slept there every night. So after that we all went down stairs to orientaion and heard all the speaches and learned the 3 major rules the ABC'S as they say A=ALCOHOL AND DRUGS ( I didnt brake this rule.. thats a surprise) B=BOYS ( I soOOOo broke this rule) and C=CARS ( almost broke it.) lol. So yeah. Then we learned the Dance called the extreme routine which we would be competing in on the last day. Then we went to stunting on these hard hard hard floors. And we fucking kicked major ass that day. I didnt get dropped, didnt stumble in the air, I kept tight. So then later on that day I dont really remember what happened. And we went and ate dinner but dinner that night effin sucked! It was some beef shit.. ughh it was nasty. So we went back to the rooms and ordered pizza. Then we all got dressed up ( I was a Devil ) I looked like a slut lol. I had red fishnet stockings on, devil ears, devil tail, pitchfork, red slutty shirt, black short short skirt, and loads of make up on. LOL So we went to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next day I dont remember too well lol. Breakfast was awesome! So was lunch and dinner. I remember dancing stunting and cheering. And the previous night we had an evaluation on our home pom dance. And this night we had an evaluation on a cheer that we put stunts in. It went really good. We got a superior ribbon (which is the HIGHEST)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next day breakfast, lunch and dinner also kicked major ass! I remember this day!! Because it was SPIRIT DAY!!!! It was friggen awesome! Ok now I need to explain something, every night after evaluations they give out spirit sticks to the squads who showed spirit. Every squad usually gets one. But they also give out this big blow up bannana. For the Top Bannana award and each night they give that bannana to one squad who made them selves known, had the most spirit, were the best that day, cheered alot. And everything and WE GOT IT!! We were all friggen flipping out. I was on staceys shoulders and we were jumping around it was awesome. I miss the bannana!! And the bannana is so hard to get on spirit day because all the squads are being extra spirited. But we got it. Then Kiara went to the hospital and Becca my coach went with her till 3:00 am. I felt so bad for our coach because competition was tommorow! So that night we got invited to a Party by freeport. SO of course all the crazy ones (ME) went. It was me, mariluz, amanda, jamie, christine, nell and I forget who else. But we went and had a kick ass time. Then we went back on our floor and had a party there w/ Freeport, Harborfield, and St. Johns. It was so much fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO then the next day was the LAST DAY :( My mommy came because we had competition that day. I love my mommy! And we competed at the dance 1st. We did great. Then the cheer, I messed up on the stunting but we fixed it and it looked good. Then they gave out awards and we got 1st place in home pom, 3rd in cheers and a whole bunch of other trophies but I dont remember what they were lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO I had such a fun time at camp. It was great especially getting the bannana. I miss that effin bannana so much!! LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I g2g im so exaughsted.&lt;br /&gt;COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!!!</content>
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    <title>Its been a While!</title>
    <published>2004-07-17T22:42:04Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-17T22:42:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ashlee Simpson - "Shadow"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey guys! Wow its been a while since Ive written because ive had the biggest computer problems like ever, My computer deleted every font I had and everything was just messed up. But now its fixed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So yesterday was fun. At like 2:00 Sara picked up Sarah on her bike and then they came and picked me up. We went to the village, Bellport village is so awesome it was rated "#4 Best Place To Live" by like TIME magazine. Its so pretty in the summer! Well anyways so we went and got ice cream then went to the bay and chilled till like 4:00 and then we went back to my house and we hung out on my trampoline for a while.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then I had cheerleading at 5:00 so Amanda came and picked me up and took me to cheer. WOO lol. I love cheerleading its just so tough like people dont even know how hard it is. And im a flyer which means Im one of the people who gets thrown in the air and gets lifted and its so hard lol. Our coach was kind of pissed at us because we werent really working that hard lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So then after practice I came home and then me and my mom decided to go to the show at the bay. Every friday night in the summer there is a show at the bay and like everyone goes. It was lkike Country night lol.. so i invited sarah and sara to come and we went it was fun because there is always alot of people there to chill with. So then they came back to my house to sleep over. And they left at like 1:30 today. Im soo exaughsted We watched South Park all night lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today all Ive been really doing is going on my trampoline doing back flips, front flips and aerials lol. Im bored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My mom is going on a date tonight.. OH JOy! :-/ lol. With some guy she met at 7 eleven lol. Im like "ok mom" so my cousin is coming over later to make sure we dont die lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well Im gunna go and do something lol. &lt;br&gt;COmment please!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hisworld.net/diana"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Diana DeGarmo Central&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;- Hiatus&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jesslilcorner.com/surrender"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;I Surrender&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;- New&lt;/p&gt;
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:12486</id>
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    <title>Happy 4th Of July!!</title>
    <published>2004-07-04T20:02:29Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-04T20:02:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Kelly Clarkson - "America The Beautiful"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey Hey Yall!!! 1st things 1st Happy 4th of July everyone!!! Yay!! I &amp;lt;3 summer.. it rocks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well yesterday was really fun.. I woke up at like 9:30 to my next door neighbors who Ive lived next to for 8 years and who are my best friends, gone! They moved with out saying goodbye.. so that sucked! But I think they are coming back tommorow..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But other than that I went to my cheerleading carwash at 11:00, and washed a shit load of cars, but then i was tired so I was "holding the sign" lol.. I was basically chillen in the Deli lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I left the car wash at 3:00 and melissa came home with me, so then when we got home our friends invited us to go on there boat so we went, and drove to a beach and left. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So after that Melissa and me went to my house, and chilled the whole night we later went for a walk and was bored. And she slept over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh Yesterday was my bff Sarah's Birthday! So Happy Birthday Sarah!!! lol, I called her like every hour wishing her a happy birthday. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today is 4th of July and im not going anywhere, like I have no BBQ or anything to go to. how sad is that?? Lol. Im bored and hyper!1 GAHHHH Nothing to do!!! Blah Blah Blah!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well imma bounce.. &lt;strong&gt;COMMENT COMMENT!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also everyone go check out Jens Awesome new lj!!! Its friggen Awesome! Jen Rocks! &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_jen3k' lj:user='jen3k' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://jen3k.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://jen3k.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;jen3k&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:12128</id>
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    <title>Pissed Off!!</title>
    <published>2004-07-02T12:55:45Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-02T12:55:45Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Clay Aiken - "I Survived You (LIVE)"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey, wow Im realllyyyy pissed right now, right this moment im supposed to be in NYC to see&amp;nbsp; my baby.. CLAY. And obviously im not there :( My mom didnt take me so im really upset!! Im watching the concert on tv right now, he first sang "Invisible" then "I will carry you" and he just finnished " I survived you" OMG if he dosent sing "Run To Me" I will freak out!! Thats my song!! It was written for me lol. Clays brother is going into the marines :( Clays mommy is there too. She rocks!! Thats my mother in law lol. Well just wanted to tell you im pisseedd!! I wanna be there sooo bad!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love you Clay :)&lt;/p&gt;
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    <title>Commenting thingy..</title>
    <published>2004-07-02T02:26:13Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-02T02:26:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Kelly Clarkson - "Breakaway"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;h4&gt;Who's been commenting in your journal?&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;3 comments&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.23%&lt;/b&gt; of total&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;9&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_starlit_jeannie' lj:user='starlit_jeannie' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://starlit-jeannie.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://starlit-jeannie.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;starlit_jeannie&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://webpages.charter.net/mikenolan/bar.png" width="154" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;3 comments&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.23%&lt;/b&gt; of total&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;10&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_mystere_celeste' lj:user='mystere_celeste' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://mystere-celeste.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://mystere-celeste.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;mystere_celeste&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://webpages.charter.net/mikenolan/bar.png" width="97" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;2 comments&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;2.82%&lt;/b&gt; of total&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;11&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_guardedheart' lj:user='guardedheart' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://guardedheart.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://guardedheart.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;guardedheart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://webpages.charter.net/mikenolan/bar.png" width="97" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;2 comments&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;2.82%&lt;/b&gt; of total&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;12&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_xinliyoushu' lj:user='xinliyoushu' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://xinliyoushu.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://xinliyoushu.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;xinliyoushu&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;1 comments&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;1.41%&lt;/b&gt; of total&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;These statistics were generated using the &lt;a href="http://mpn.ath.cx/ljstats"&gt;LJ Stats Web Interface&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_mpnolan' lj:user='mpnolan' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://mpnolan.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://mpnolan.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;mpnolan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. Original idea from &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_scrapdog' lj:user='scrapdog' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://scrapdog.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://scrapdog.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;scrapdog&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'s &lt;b&gt;LJ Comment Stats Wizard&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:11689</id>
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    <title>New Layout!</title>
    <published>2004-07-02T01:30:41Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-02T01:30:41Z</updated>
    <lj:music>D12 - "How Come"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey put up a new layout to my obsession the song "Breakaway" ee!! Ill blog lataz!! &lt;br /&gt;comment comment comment!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:11481</id>
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    <title>Damn Computer!</title>
    <published>2004-06-29T22:01:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-29T22:01:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>D12 - I dont know the name, but their new song</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey I just wrote a very long entry but my computer is a fucking asshole, and close my IE before I could save! So Ill re-write the entry later today..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn my gay ass computer!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:11067</id>
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    <title>EEE Clay!</title>
    <published>2004-06-28T15:33:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-28T15:33:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Usher - "Confessions Part I and II"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Howdey Howdey Howdey!! Im very happy because I think I might be able to go see Clay on Friday at the GMA concert on ABC. And my moms friend knows someone from ABC so If i do go I might get to meet Clay or get really close at the concert!!! OMG I WANNA GO SOO BAD!!!! AHHHHHH im so happy, but Idk if im going because my mom dosent wanna leave at 4:00 am.. but she has too, I need to see him!!!!!! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I do go I might meet hannie because she is going too. Im bringing Sarah and Sara too, they are my concert buddies lol. I take them to every concert like the Independent tour one, that was so much fun!! They beat people up so I could get to Clay lol. But anyways...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Im soo happy I hope I go go go go go go!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh btw everyone go to &lt;a href="http://www.tynne.net/icon/"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Digital Icon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;&amp;lt; and request an icon!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Comment Comment Comment!!!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:10946</id>
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    <title>LAST Day!!</title>
    <published>2004-06-25T23:40:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-25T23:40:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey - "It Takes Two"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey Hey Hey! Today was my last day of school! EEEE im so excited! We had like 3 periods today an I didnt go to any of them, I just chilled around my school w/ Danielle, Amanda, Sarah and everyone we got in trouble like 12 times, and Sarah jumped out the window and was running around outside, it was hilarious!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then my friend Mike, came to school with&amp;nbsp;a &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Toga&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;on OMG it was hilarious, but he got Suspended for like the 1st week of high school lol. I was like "wtf?" The Toga was hilarious though lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SO after that I had to go to some party thingy for my moms bff's daughter, she graduated from college. The party started off boring but then got kind fun idk. And my brother was sitting in this like oval in the wall and&amp;nbsp; i pushed him through it, it was so funny! I felt bad though. So he slapped me like 20 times!! LOL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So tonight Sara is gunna come over and shes sleeping here. Im bored!!! SO ill wait for her to come over!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Comment Comment Comment!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ps: Join my Diana Forum; &lt;a href="http://ddcentral.proboards27.com/"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;DDC Forums&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:10571</id>
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    <title>Blacking Out</title>
    <published>2004-06-23T14:23:49Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-23T14:23:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Beastie Boys - "Check it out"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Howdey! Well yesterday was my Graduation Ceremony, yay I finnally graduated 8th grade. Well 1st we sat and listened to like 80 speeches in the hot room! OMG it was so hot!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then finnally they got the chorus on stage so I got on the risers and we started singing the graduation song, and in like the first 10 seconds my friend CJ fell into the mic and made alot of noise.. so they all thought he did it on purpose and started yelling at him, well after that about 50 seconds later his eyes rolled in the back of his head and he passed out in the middle of the song. It was scary, then like 3 more kids felt like they were gunna pass out and got off the riser, so we started the song over.. I then started feeling like I was gunna pass out but I didnt say anything, so after 2 songs, we sat back down, in the hot gym. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sat for a while listening to like 20 speeches and then I started not being able to breath because I have bad asthma and I have a problem called over heat exaughstion. And where I get over heated very easily so I started blacking out and couldnt breath. So my friend Lauren took my hand and pulled me out of the gym, where I met my mom and like 100 teachers were like "OMG ARE U OK?" &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I sat outside for a while, then went to the bathroom and drenched my self in water. Then went outside again and went back inside. I felt better but it was still so hot in there. Im surprised I fully didnt pass out. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So after that I went home and nothing really else happened, I drank like 20 bottles of water lol. So today im playing hookey again because I hate going to school on half days lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Comment!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:10401</id>
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    <title>Skippin School</title>
    <published>2004-06-22T12:40:24Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-22T12:40:24Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Hilary Duff - "Our Lips Are Sealed"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey everyone! Right now im skipping school because there really is no point of going on half days and plus I have to go to the orthodontist (a.k.a &lt;strong&gt;hell&lt;/strong&gt;) lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So nothing really new or exciting is going on with me lately, I get out of school on friday which im very excited about!!! I cant wait till summer, thats why I put a summer beach scene on my new lj layout.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well on friday and yesterday all 8th graders (who are graduating) had to sit in a room for hours and learn what to do during graduation, meanwhile all the other grades gotto go home!! So unfair.. it sucks being an 8th grader. Well today at like 6:15 I have to go to the actual ceremony for grad. My dress is really pretty its black w/ pink and red flowers. If I had my digi I could show u but of course I keep forgetting to get it fixed. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And at the graduation rehearsal I got like raped (not litteraly) but this kid. I was like "get off me!" he was like feeling up on me so I slapped him lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So my bff Sarah cant go to the Graduation Ceremony (which is like huge!!) because during our Spanish state test yesterday she said "I wish i knew sign language" and the teacher kicked her out, and now she isnt allowed to go. So I havent talked to her. I tried calling her but her dad said "Shes in her room" in a scary voice, so I backed off lol. So no one knows what happened exactly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Im not going to school tommorow or thursday either. OMG my bbf's who have lived next door to me for 8 years are moving soon (maybee next week) im really upset. Im gunna be hysterically crying. Ok wow im getting depressed right now so I better stop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Comment Please!!&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:10017</id>
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    <title>New Layout!!</title>
    <published>2004-06-21T20:56:55Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-21T20:56:55Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey yall, I put up this new layout I will try and blog later just please comment and tell me what you think of the new layout!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:9836</id>
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    <title>Grad Dance!!</title>
    <published>2004-06-16T19:53:36Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-16T19:53:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Kelly Clarkson - "I Surrender"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey everyone! OMG Saturday was my 8th grade graduation dance, I really wish I had a scanner so everyone could see the pictures, but..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First at like 10:30 in the morning I went and got a french manicure and french pedicure at my moms salon, then got my eyebrows waxed (ouch) then at about 11:30 I went home and chilled/tanned for the rest of the day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then at 4:00 I went back to my moms salon and Katie, and Sarah were there, so my mom started Sarah's hair and I waited.. then like other people came like Kelsey,Lauren, and Jenny, and they got there hair done, and while Sarah was under the dryer my mom and the makeup girl did my makeup. It looked so good I wore matching sparkles on my eyes which matched my dress. It looked really good. Then my mom put curlers in my hair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When she took them out omg my hair was so curly lol! So she pulled them down a little so they qwerent as curly then i tied it half up half down with a flower ponytail holder which matched my dress. Then I rushed home and got dressed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After I got dressed I rished right over to Saras house and met Sarah and Sara. My mom stayed too because all our parents took like a million pictures lol. It was so funny.. Then my mom looked at Sara's plant and was like "Oh is this a climidia" I was hysterically laughing.. Climidia is a &lt;strong&gt;Sexually Transmitted Disease&lt;/strong&gt;. LOL the plant was really cause a clitimas. LMAO!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So after that we went to Danielles house but we got there so late they had already left, so we drove right to the school, but when we got to the school I realized I had left&amp;nbsp;my ticket&amp;nbsp;in Sarah's Moms car, but thankfully they let me in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So we got in danced the night away and had an awesome time. Then after the dance we went to Sarah's house and there was at least 70 ppl there!!! People came for a party but most of them had to leave because Sarahs mom was home, but we chilled there and slept over it was so fun!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Please COMMENT!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Happy Birthday Diana DeGarmo!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:9683</id>
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    <title>Beach Fun!</title>
    <published>2004-06-11T19:04:47Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-11T19:04:47Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Clay Aiken - "Solitare"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey everyone im in such a great mood! I just got back from our school beach trip to Fire Island it was awesome heres what happened;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well we went to school then after homeroom all met in the west cafe. and waited for like 10 minutes then the bus came, and we rode the bus to the ferry and took the ferry to the beach. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When we got there this geeky guy had to give us a speech about not ruining the doons lol.. and he was like "wear shoes on the boardwalk, because if not you will get splinters.. and I cant take it out because its surgery" i was like "wtf? how is it surgery?" lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So we finnally got on the beach and basically I tanned the whole day lol! I cant really tell if I got color yet, but I hope so because tommorow is the 8th grade formal grad. dance and my dress is pink so i need to be tan lol!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So on the ferry ride back from the beach we were throwing nicoles volleyball around and Louie hit it and it went out the window into the water, it was hilarious!! omg soo funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like I said before tommorow night is my grad formal dance I cant wait lol! Ill lj later maybee or tommorow.. after the dance&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;comment if u please?&lt;/p&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:9239</id>
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    <title>Ch-Ch-Cheer!</title>
    <published>2004-06-10T00:41:13Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-10T00:41:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>JoJo - "Leave"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey yall! I am so happy, I made High School JV Cheerleading im so excited! My Bff didnt make it tho so :( but im still :).. Its too much to explain right now but I made it so yay! Comment!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:totalhysterical:9201</id>
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    <title>I Stole a Crackheads Clothes!!</title>
    <published>2004-06-05T16:00:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-05T16:00:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Raven Symone - "Supernatural"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey everyone! lol well as you can see from my title I had a very interesting day yesterday,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok well first things first, I was in lunch and this fat ass teacher guy who like stays in the cafeteria just to yell at everyone, got on my nerves because this kid stepped on an orange and this teacher (his name is Mr.K) told me and my friends to clean it up. And we said no because we didnt make the mess, so at that part I kinda kepped quiet because im always in trouble so yeah, so then my bff sarah started talking back, so he took her back and said he was gunna call her mom, so them Me, Sara (different one), and Melissa went out to go get Mr.K and tell him if he is gunna call sarahs mom to call all of ours because thats messed up. But Ms. Lett ( who has a fake leg) started yelling at us, and made us sit down, I was gunna walk out anyways but I didnt. So then Sarah comes back w/ Mr. K smiling, and she said he didnt call her mom because they talked about it or w/e. So then Mr. K comes back over, and kept going on about the orange on the floor, so the kid who made the mess (who sits at a diff. table) came over and started cleaning it, and Mr. K told the kid "go sit down these girls are cleaning it" and the kid goes "but im the one who made the mess" and Mr. K goes "I know, I dont care they are gunna clean it" so of course me with the big ass mouth got pissed off and Mr. K went "go clean it up" and i said with the &lt;strong&gt;BIGGEST &lt;/strong&gt;attitude every "If you care so much about this friggen mess then why dont you clean is up your self?" Well he got so pissed!! And took my down to the Principals office to call my mom, then Sara was like "Im coming too" and Mr.K was like "no go sit down" and she goes "NO!" and he was like "GO SIT DOWN!" and she was like "What are you gunna do about it?" I was laughing my ass off!. So Mr. K got pissed (him and his fat self) and wrote down Sara's name, and then he took me down to the AP's to call my mom and then I got in a huge fight w/ him in the hallway, so he called my mom, and I was like sitting there laughing and chewing my gum, and he was like "Your mom will talk to you when you get home, and I know you didnt make the mess" I was like "SO WHY WOULD I HAVE TO CLEAN IT?" And he was like because i need people to help out, and I was like "Well im not cleaning stuff I didnt make" so anyways he let me go, and later called Sara's dad. My mom like didnt really care that much, she just like had a "little talk" with me lol. But That was hilarious to me!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok next thing, later that day I went to Sarah's house, and it was me Sarah and Sara. We had so much fun, we went on a walk to the deli, and Sarah bought condoms as a joke, and we blew them up like balloons, then Sarah was telling us about how her and her neighbor Chelsea were walking through the like woods/river thingy by the highway we were walking on and she said they thought they saw a dead body but it was really a crack head sleeping in the woods, so me Sara and Sarah decided to go find him. So we grabbed sticks and followed the trail of matches, and beer cans, and saw his clothes, so we ran out because we got scared. So then we went to Amandas house but she wasnt home, so we went back to find the crack head, and we ended up&amp;nbsp; STEALING HIS CLOTHES!! Omg it was the scariest thing ever!!! So we went through his pockets but there was nothing in there, so we took his clothes and threw them across the street behind this dumpster so he would have no clothes. All I wanna know is why he wasnt wearing clothes in the first place lol. But he lives in the woods and eats baby food, drinks beer, and does crack. So yeah.. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I had one of the funniest days ever! &lt;strong&gt;PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!! PLEASE!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>22 more days!</title>
    <published>2004-06-03T20:19:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-03T20:19:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Kelly Clarkson - "RESPECT"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Howdey All! Im very excited its finnally starting to feel like school is almost over, we have 22 more days until the last day of school. And now we are getting into the Finals and State Exams, so I took my Social Studies one yesterday and today, Im honestly not sure how I did, I probally passed with maybe a 70?? Im not sure though. I really hope I didnt fail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We had our last practice yesterday.. :( Im gunna miss gymnastics tommorow is our last meet, but now we find out it might not happen, if we dont have it&amp;nbsp;I will freak out because this is us (8th graders) last gymnastics meet, because I dont think any of us are trying out in High School. SO its just gunna be a huge dissapointment if we dont. The other teams reason for "cancelling" the meet is because "they only have 4 girls, because the other teammates are on a trip", i Think its kind of ironic that they wanna cancell all of a sudden now, because they found out that we are &lt;strong&gt;Undefeated&lt;/strong&gt;, so they probally dont wanna bring their average score down. But w/e I will be pissed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Im really nervous about Monday! Im trying out for High School cheerleading for next year, Ill be really upset if I dont make it. But if I dont then ill try out for HS Gymnastics, but I would rather do cheerleading, if I dont make it I will probally cry. :( SO wish me luck!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well I g2g I got nothing else really to say! &lt;strong&gt;Comment Please!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>last practice..</title>
    <published>2004-06-03T00:16:06Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-03T00:16:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>JoJo - "Leave"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey! Ive been in a horrible mood today, it started off fun and exciting but then idk, I kept getting in trouble today so I get my 3rd detention in 3 days today. Its like im always in detention lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well I got one yesterday because I walked out in the middle of class when I was "warned" not to because I had hicups and wanted a drink of water so I came back like 15 minutes later.. hehe =] And I sat down and he gave me a detention lol. I mean I came back I could have just cut.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then today IDK why I got it, I had like "an attitude" or something, thats because I hate MR. Mayer and I hope he dies!!! I said something very low to myself, and he heard me and was like "ALEX DO YOU REALIZE IM TEACHING?" and I was like "OBVIOUSLY" and he was like "YOU DONT CARE THAT IM TEACHING A LESSON WHILE UR TALKING?" and I was like "NO" and he got pissed lol. I love making peoples lived hell lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So then I got in trouble in SS because I was being a bitch to my state test proctor, because she wouldt let me put makeup on.. i was like "wtf, am I gunna read the answers off my eye liner??"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So yeah today was our last practice of gymnastics and friday is our last meet. And we are gunna be undefeated woot!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well Im gunna go do my hair, but ill wrote tommorow.. bye bye!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Please Comment!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>big pimpin'</title>
    <published>2004-06-01T00:07:48Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-01T00:07:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Jay Z - "Big Pimpin"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Howdey Folks! Ok the subject of this lj entry has nothing to do with anything, im just listening to the song lol. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well today was like one of the most boringest days of my life, I put on nails last night so its really hard for me to type.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well I really got nothing to say, so im gunna go..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Comment on this very short entry lol!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>watch out for that bus..</title>
    <published>2004-05-30T23:50:48Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-31T01:11:50Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Clay Aiken - "I Will Carry You"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey yall, well first just wanted to tell you that I got my Diana fansite up!! I love it so much heres the URL; &lt;a href="http://hisworld.net/diana"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Diana DeGarmo Central&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.. Sign the tagboard please!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well yesterday I saw "Mean Girls" It was hilarious, well I kinda thought it would be better but I thought it was hilarious, I went with Amanda and Sarah, and Sarah pulled out a&amp;nbsp; condom in the movie theatre as a joke (she bought it as a joke too) lol. And she threw it, I wonder if it hit someone &lt;strong&gt;*ponders*&lt;/strong&gt; Well in the movie it was really funny but It was Kinda weird when the girl Regina got hit by a bus.. I was like "wtf?" It was kinda morbid. But it was kinda exactly what school is like.. lol. minus the people getting hit by busses. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So today it was so nice out so like half the day I was outside tanning, and then I went with my brothers on&amp;nbsp;a bike ride to the beach, but it was kinda chilly at the beach so we went home in like a half hour, the ride there took us so long, even though it isnt that far away. Then when I got home my mom gave me $30 to take my brothers to the village to get dinner and Ice cream while she goes to a BBQ, so yeah thats where she is now, and im kinda just bored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well I gotto go update &lt;a href="http://jesslilcorner.com/missboom"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Miss Boom&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;..&amp;nbsp; Comment please!!&lt;/p&gt;

Here is my American Idol questionaire:

name: Ally
location: NY
age: 13
what first drew you to american idol?: the commercials in the summer.
did you watch both seasons?: all three!
which did you like better? why?: 1st, because my KellBell!
which idol did you like better, kelly clarkson or ruben studdard?: Kelly.. because I hope Rubens chokes on a chicken bone!! 
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In the first season, who was your favorite? why?: Kelly because she rocks!
Between Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson, who did you want to be the American Idol? why?: Kelly, because she is amazing and Justin Sucks!
In the second season, who was your favorite? why?: Clay, because he is my sexy husband and because he is just an amazing singer with sheer talent.
Between Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard, who did you want to be the American Idol? why?: Wow, you dont even want to get me started on this.. CLAY!!!! I HATE RUBEN!
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Who was your favorite judge?: Simon, he tells it like it is.
If Simon wasn't your favorite judge, what did you think about him?: ^^^
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Did you go to any of the American Idol Tour Concerts?: I couldnt, but I went to the Independent Tour.. :(
What did you think?: ^^ didnt go.. :(
Did it change your opinion on any of the contestants?: I always loved Kelly, then Clay then Diana.
Have you met any of the Idols of either season?: oh lord no, If i did i woulnt be taking this quiz I would be in a hospital.
If so, what did you think of them?: ^^^
Have you ever stalked any of them?: Just Clay.. I got his number.. hehe :)
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What do you think of Kelly Clarkson's music career now?: Shes amazing! And she deserves it all!
Do you have her cd? If so, what do you think?: OF COURSE, I got it two days before it was released.. im just too nice!
What do you think of Clay Aiken's music career now?: My sexy man deserves it all!!
Do you have his cd? If so, what do you think?: OF COURSE!! Lemme tell you.. AMAZING!
What do you think of Ruben Studdard's music career now?: Ruben who??
Will you buy his cd?: Hell no!!!
What do you think about Justin Guarini's music career now?: What music career??
Do you have his cd? If so, what do you think?: no way!!
What do you think about his record label dropping him? Do you agree?: He should have never been signed.. NO TALENT!!
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Your Opinion of...
Kimberly Locke: She Rocks!!
R.J. Helton: Nahh..
Frenchie Davis: Shes mad cool, but needs to keep her clothes on.. Please!!
Kimberly Caldwell: AHHH!! NO!!
Nikki McKibbin: No way jose!
Tamyra Gray: Shes awesome!
Trenyce: Shes cool.. not my fav.
Carmen Rasmusen: Dont even mention that name, that little whore!
Charles Grigsby: NO
Christina Christian: I loved her! Shes sooo pretty!
Julia DeMato: um.. NO!
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Have you ever tried out for American Idol?: I wish.. lol
What was your experience?:^^
Are you planning on trying out next season?: No lol
Are you excited for next season? What do you expect?: I cant wait!! American Idol is my lifeeeeee!!!!
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Any other opinions you want to include?: Clay = My husband!! All these girls must get this through there heads..

Last question...

Do you consider yourself an "OBSESSED" American Idol Fan?!: This show is my life, I am addicted!!!! AND I WORSHIP IT!!!! So.. Yes!</content>
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    <title>Beach Bummer..</title>
    <published>2004-05-28T19:53:27Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-28T19:55:47Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Diana DeGarmo - "I Believe"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hey, im so bummed out right now, well today was my beach field trip to fire island, and well it got cancelled because of friggen &lt;strong&gt;terrencial downpours&lt;/strong&gt; so I went to school prepared to go to the beach with a little hope that it wouldnt be cancelled.&amp;nbsp; But sure enough it was, and I looked like an ass with my bikini, a tank top, and shorts on while everyone was wearing mad clothes. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;
&lt;p&gt;So then I called my mom from the girls bathroom on my cell phone, and asked her to pick me up so i could change my clothes and drop off all my beach stuff and she said ok, so she picked me up and then i pulled another one of my stunts and convinced her to let me stay home. So yeah now they changed the rain date too, to the like 11th or something, im so god damn pissed my mom bought me a whole bunch of food that is going to go bad now.. gahh!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well on wednesday as we all know American Idol 3 had the finale. Diana didnt win :( I love her so much, so Im making a Diana fansite called 'Diana DeGarmo Central' Its like almost done, I just desperatly need a host!!! If you can host it please &lt;a href="mailto:sweetipie261@aol.com"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;email me!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well right now im just hanging out and in a few im gunna try and finnish my Diana site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#ffffff"&gt;Please comment!!! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>IDOL!</title>
    <published>2004-05-25T22:18:35Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-25T22:24:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Diana Degarmo - "Dont Cry Outloud"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey everyone! Tonight is the final night of singing and tommorow night is the finale of American idol season 3. All I have to say to everyone is vote &lt;strong&gt;DIANA! &lt;/strong&gt;Please everyone she needs this and she is obviously the better of the two contestents, so use the full 4 hours tonight and dial &lt;strong&gt;1-866-436-5701 &lt;/strong&gt;or &lt;strong&gt;1-866-IDOLS-01.&lt;/strong&gt; Go Diana Go Diana!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well today was pretty normal everything went pretty the same as usual. Went to math 1st perios went to all my other classes then gymnastics came and we were all so excited because we were getting our sweatshirts we ordered and waited FOREVER for, but it turns out when she went to pick them up the sign on the door said "emergency doctors appt. be back 10 am tommorow" yeah so we have to wait. We have another meet tommorow I got really upsettoday because i kept falling on my cartwheels on beam today. Also some weird ass photographer came in and took team pictures of the team, he like took pictures when i wasnt smiling i was likr "wtf?" I took buddy pics w/ steph and amanda, but I doubt im gunna buy it because I really dont want it. Well i g2g take a shower then watch American idol remember 1-866-436-57-01. VOTE!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;comment &lt;strong&gt;please!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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    <title>Quizzies!!</title>
    <published>2004-05-21T21:00:52Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yourgoodfriend/1041831567_ebutpsycho.gif" border="0" alt="cute but psycho"&gt;&lt;br&gt;you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You&lt;br&gt;adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,&lt;br&gt;you might not have it all, but there are worse&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;which happy bunny are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/J/jonester/1070929660_CMyDocumentslollipop.jpg" border="0" alt="lol"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You're a lollipop!! You're known for your coolness,&lt;br&gt;for you are a trend setter. You're a natural&lt;br&gt;leader, and are good under pressure.  People&lt;br&gt;often seek you out for advice, for you have&lt;br&gt;great insight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/jonester/quizzes/Which%20kind%20of%20candy%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which kind of candy are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/sethlyp/1068960812_turesBlake.jpg" border="0" alt="Vampire"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You'd bite their neck and drain their blood! Why?&lt;br&gt;Because you're a vampire like me! Whats that?&lt;br&gt;You're not a vampire? Well here's your chance.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/sethlyp/quizzes/How%20would%20you%20Murder%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;How would you Murder?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>:-)</title>
    <published>2004-05-21T19:38:35Z</published>
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    <lj:music>Kayne West - "All Falls Down"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">HOWDEY!! For some reason im in a very good mood, I have no clue why lol, probally because gymnastics was cancelled today hehe :) lol. Well I feel bad because the reason it was cancelled is because my coach at our meet yesterday gother finger caught in the bar, it was bleading so bad and the cut was so deep so she emailed us saying gymnastics was cancelled because she had to get 10 stitches!! I was like aww.. and I felt like it was my fault because I was saying how much I hated her because I wasnt competing yesterday.. so yeah i jinxed her sorry!! :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well the "reason" I wasnt competing was because i pulled a muscle in my neck, but I told coach it wazs feeling better and I could compete and she was like "no because ur neck" and i was like "wtf?" I told her it was ok so I was really pissed but now I feel really bad..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well yesterday as  I said we had a meet in Ronkonkama against Connetquot school, so we went there and we were late and I was doing scores w/ Amanda (since I couldnt compete) so the other team came over and talked to us they were so nice! But then we thought we would have to leave because of coach's finger but we ended up staying and they were happy, well long story short we won the meet and we are still un-defeated yeah bellport!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I lost another pound which means only 2 more to go I now weigh 112.. yay! Two more pounds might be a little hard though since I dont have alot to lose you know.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On American idol on wednesday well Jasmine got kicked off just as me (and all of America) predicted. I think Jasmine is deff gunna win now, i like Fantasia but I love Diana, and she is a better vocalist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight I think im going to friendly's w/ Jamie, Amanda, Sarah, Sara and maybee other people idk.. but Im happy i want ice crean (fat free) of course lol. Well I g2g bye bye!&lt;br /&gt;Comment Please!!</content>
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